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    Wednesday, June 12th, 2002
    5:45 pm
    Oh my!
    Obligatory update to show off my baby icon.

    I can't reach the stove!!! *pout*

    Current Mood: little
    Wednesday, May 29th, 2002
    12:16 am
    oh dear!
    This is fantastic.

    It's predicted what I can only believe is destiny!!!

    Oh. I'm so weak in the knees . . .

    Current Mood: Shocked
    Tuesday, May 28th, 2002
    9:05 pm
    A small note.
    If I lose to Ruby Bolger there will be hell to pay.


    And I'm not joking. *fondly cradles her twin-headed Firebolt Flamethrower 2000*

    Vote for me, or change your vote for me!

    Please and thank you kindly all! ^_~ Do stop by for free key lime pie any time!

    ~ Rosie

    Current Mood: happy
    Sunday, May 26th, 2002
    5:10 pm
    Just . . .
    Oh, sweet Eru

    Where did we go wrong?

    How could this sort of thing happen again?!

    Excuse me while I go drink myself into a stupour.

    Oh, my poor baby dear . . .

    Current Mood: words cannot describe it
    Current Music: WFksghdkfghdklhfkghfklghfgh
    4:27 am
    Fire and Ice.
    Dear Mr. Brandybuck. I can't for the life of me think of why you agreed to let your wife get away from you. Or why you'd leave him for my son. Regardless, I'm honestly quite content you two aren't together anymore as that let us both guilt free when got together the other night for seafood and fish. And boy were they good fish. Very, very good fish. Issy, Bibi, I adore and love you both, but, Lord, nothing like hobbit fish to drive a lass wild. And drive me wild she did . . . [Link excluded because we all know how traumatizing the Bilbo/Hamfast thing was, so . . .]

    Returned to Gamgee Hall to find it mostly empty. Frodo-lad is off at Brandyhall, I think, Merry-lad and Bilbo baby dear went off wandering together, Elanorelle returned to Lindon, Daisy joined the pirates, Robin lives with a bear, Tolman lives with the elves, and so on.

    I realized, I came back for my babies, but, my babies don't really need me anymore. I'm just not sure what I'm doing here anymore. They enjoy my cooking, but feeding everyone at once is such an ordeal (216 comment-posts for a non-eventful dinner you know). So I'm wondering if . . . if I should just go back . . . back to Mordor I guess. I am techincally still the Steward of Mordor in Denny's absence . . . and I should like to take Estella to Minas Tirith, show her around Isildur's Secret and prehaps plan a meeting with her and I and Bibi and Issy and of course Faramir II, since we haven't had the chance to meet yet . . . They all are my dearest friends and I'm worried about what's been happening to them lately . . .

    But part of me feels I should stay . . . I'm torn.

    Current Mood: indecisive
    Current Music: What To Do, What To Do?
    Monday, May 20th, 2002
    4:50 am
    PROOF!!!!! PROOF!!!!!!!!
    Rosie: He [Sam] luvs us BOHT OK?
    Rosie: So y cant we all leiv happily 2getthat?!
    Frodo B: yea k
    Frodo B: but me more
    Frodo B: BCUZ
    Frodo B: WE BOHT CAN HAVE HIM
    Rosie: OK!!!!!!!!!!!!111



    . . . don't ask.

    Current Mood: hERPPY!!!!!!
    Sunday, May 19th, 2002
    5:12 pm
    Oh dear
    Well, it's been an interesting day.

    I cleaned up and suddenly realized I had no idea where I am. Apparently this is some establishment called Gamgee Hall, but I don't recall moving here. I suppose Bag End is being refurnished or something?

    I'm terribly worried about my darling husband Sam dear because I haven't heard from him all day and it doesn't seem like . . . he's living here. Oh dear. I'm trying not to worry myself, but, I fear he might have left me for another year-long adventure leaving me with all the blesséd children and I just don't know if I can handle it all on my own. But I shall be strong.

    Sam darling, do come home! I'm making your favourite for dinner, minced meat pies and fish and chips!

    Current Mood: confused but loyal and loving
    Tuesday, May 14th, 2002
    4:53 pm
    *humming*
    *sets the long table in the main hall for about 20 people, unsure of how many people will actually show up. Hums while he works, setting down utensils and glasses of icy lemonade and water and orange juice and ale. Pulls out turkey and steak and candied yams and rice and noodles and raspberry salad for the vegetarians. He sets the keylime pie and brownies to cool and takes the baked potatoes off the fire. The soup bubbles as he pours butternut squash and minestrone and chicken noodle into separate large bowls, each with silver ladels. Garnishes the table with green beans, corn on the cob, caramelized carrots and garlic bread. He returns to the kitchen to make more food and happily sings as he works*

    Come and get it everyone! Dinner is served!!!

    Current Mood: happy
    2:38 pm
    Here I am!
    Thanks to my dearest brother Nicky I have returned to the Shire! and Gamgee Hall to be specific. And it seems not a moment too soon! My darling Frodo is catatonic, and it seems my beloved Elanor is near breaking./

    *rushes in* Darling Elly, sit down, just rest. I'll take care of Frodo here, you'll see.

    Bilbo, baby dear, would you get mommy some wash clothes from the bathroom?

    *bustles into the kitchen to start up some tea and cakes*

    Current Mood: responsible
    Monday, May 13th, 2002
    9:04 am
    Dammit, they're my children, after all.
    It has come to my attention that people are trying to usurp my children and take them away to be places they don't want to be. Consequently, I realize I must act more like a mother now and take some responsibilities, because I never intended to let things get so out of hand that a public services client would come and take them away.

    Here is your form )

    Current Mood: upset
    Sunday, May 12th, 2002
    9:09 pm
    Still male.
    Still lost.
    Still hungry.

    Help?

    Current Mood: hungry
    Current Music: the sound of my stomach rumbling
    Sunday, May 5th, 2002
    12:54 am
    I'm still lost.
    Well, I'm still looking for my brother Nicky. I got through Fangorn, but now I'm at the sea, and not sure where to go from here. I'm terribly terribly worried about him. Last I heard he was wanting to go home and I feel so terrible because I'm the reason he set out in the first place, since he wanted to visit me in Mordor.

    My horse is tired. My legs are sore from riding. Having a penis is very uncomfortable when riding a barrel like-horse for a week straight. In my normal body I can straddle anything for as long as you please, but this is a big painful. It's been interesting watching the world change from Star Wars and back [lost my spiffy ship when that happened ;_;]. I was hoping to revert back into a female before then, but, alas, I am still male.

    And now I'm going to set off again, looking for Nicky. Miss Denny and Celebrimmy and Éommie and Bibi and Issy and even Sam and everyone . . .

    Current Mood: lost
    Current Music: Traveling Man
    Thursday, May 2nd, 2002
    7:57 am
    Oh dear.
    I'm thrououghly lost now, and there's no way I'm stopping to ask for directions.

    Dammit. I think I've passed that Ent-tree before . . . *squints* I think thats an Ent tree, at least. *keeps a tight hand on her his flamethrower*

    Nicky, this is all your fault! I missed what could have been the best shag of my life to get lost wandering through Fangorn looking for you. I hate my life.

    Current Mood: pissed
    Current Music: Lost
    Wednesday, May 1st, 2002
    2:26 pm
    Oh fuck.
    My dear brother Nick has gotten himself shot by Goblins and my blasted new over-protective and need-to-prove-myself-in-battle body is not letting me rest and daydream about tonights encounters with Éommie. So. Dammit.

    I'm on a war horse, flamethrowers in hand, heading off . . . to wherever Nick now, to save him. Valiant Knight!Rosie here I am! LETS ROAST SOME ORC!!! GOBLINS!!!

    Current Mood: overprotective
    Current Music: Hoofbeats of my Steed
    Monday, April 29th, 2002
    9:50 pm
    O.O
    Oh dear. This isn't right. Not right at all.


    Hobbits are supposed to have beards, right? And certainly not female hobbi-- *looks down* ohmysweetgods . . .

    What the hell happened to me!?!??!

    Current Mood: stunned
    Thursday, April 25th, 2002
    10:21 pm
    Amusing to note Rose and Rosie are the same.
    Your first name of Rose has given you a sociable, kind, and thoughtful nature. Your sensitivity and sympathy to the needs of people causes difficulty when you need to be individual and maintain control over your feelings. You can be easily hurt and emotionally upset and, because you become so closely involved with people, you can be unduly influenced by them, sometimes against your better judgment. You are inclined to put things off until forced to take action. You accomplish more working with people who encourage and inspire you, and particularly those who can give you confidence by laying out a step-by-step pattern for you. You do not take life too seriously, because you tend to live for the day. It is not typical of you to plan ahead, to think of the consequences of your actions, and to set meaningful objectives in your life. You are more likely to drift into experiences, benefitting from social contact and the attractiveness of your personality. You have felt insecure in learning and adapting to new things, and have struggled with lack of concentration and persistence to make a success of your efforts. In the health, you would experience skin conditions because of a rich diet, and also fluid problems affecting the glandular system and kidneys.

    From http://www.kabalarians.com/. I do agree that I don't take life seriously because I live for the day, nor do I plan ahead or think of the consequences of my actions. I have an attractive personality and drift to where I am accepted with social contact, but I don't think I've struggled with learning to adapt to new things or struggled to make new successes (Steward of Mordor and co-manager of Isildur's Secret?).

    Still. Amusing. For an online baby-name test.
    Saturday, April 20th, 2002
    12:14 am
    Oh my.
    These past few days have been just . . . quite intense.

    Éommie's balchelor party Eorl's Wake was rather powerful. I don't know how many nights I can take like that. I was most impressed by how well *ahem* hung Shadowfax is. I almost couldn't get close to Éommie for how dominating he was. ^_~ A little flamethrowing bought me some together time with the groom though.

    And Issy and Bibi were there and, oh! it was fanastic. I . . . I got sort of carried away though.

    I woke up late and realized everyone had left for the wedding (I was curled under a blanket and several pillows -- we migrated to Bibi's bed afterwards/during and people just get swallowed up in that thing!)! Later I lamented profusely because Issy and Bibi turned into men and shagged each other straight without me!!! And I missed it!!! Its bringing back all my depressions. I need a paid account so I can get many lovely icons and the many facets of my emotions. *sigh* Blast it.

    Denny!!!! come back to me!!!

    Oh. Oh. *sniffles as though she's going going to cry* Celebrimmy isn't even here to play Fireman with. *lowerlip trembles*

    Oh. I have found something to occupy the time with. Mmm, Vampire!Frodo . . .

    Current Mood: depressed
    Thursday, April 18th, 2002
    5:14 pm
    Farewell lamentations!
    I have decided to cast off my lamentations for Denny's death (again) tonight and ride into Minas Tirith with valiant, handsome and couragous Éomer to attend the wake for some fellow. I've packed up everything I think I'll need. Hopefully the fact that I'm acting Steward of Gondor in Denny's absence isn't going to be bothersome. I'm just checking out Gondor for a bit, peek into see how Isildur's Secret's rebuilding is coming along, attending the wake. It's all very harmless.

    Ohooo, can't wait until tonight. ^_~
    Ta-ta for now! [info]celebrimbor darling, I hope to see you there.

    Current Mood: excited
    Wednesday, April 17th, 2002
    10:45 pm
    Oh joyous day!
    I was wondering when my own immediate family would show up.

    Well, I must wonder no longer, for Little Nick has shown up. Everyone say hi, and don't mind his uncouth ways: he's new.

    Welcome Nicky! Feel free to drop in Mordor sometime if you need a place to stay! Did you bring Tommy with you? I know he'll pop a vein when he finds out my Sam and Mr. Frodo are married and openly buggering each other. He always did fancy Mr. Frodo something fierce.

    Current Mood: delighted
    1:04 pm
    Amusing.


    Which LOTR Woman are you?



    Hardly surprising.
    Wasn't someone doing a Middle Earth bint quiz? Wasn't it my son and Lady Arwen? I should have figured it never would have been finished. Ungratefuls. I've just simply changed so much since the end of the Quest (namely due to my one-and-only loving, nurturing short husband, who was possibly into his best friend leaving me for said best friend -- oh, and the aquiring of my Flamethrowers of Plenty helped a bit too . . .) *sigh* I mean "You're widely disliked by slashers but Sam loves you anyway. Frodo who?" *sobs* Its not true anymore!!!

    Well. I suppose the bit about slashers is still true. Who wants to write Rosie/Denny?!
    And Sam does love me . . . just not like that.
    . . . unfortunately, I know who Frodo is now. So it's all changed!

    But I like Rock and Metal music now, and 'warmth' doesn't begin to describe me!
    Although I suppose a quiz with me in it would be too obvious.

    "What turns you on the most?

    a.) cuddling
    b.) kissing
    c.) nibbling earlobes
    d.) the smell of burning orcflesh
    e.) erotic massage"

    "What do you do in your spare time?

    a.) darn socks and hose
    b.) horseback ride
    c.) burn down villages
    d.) needlework/embroidery
    e.) watch TV"

    Oh well. Too many women in Middle earth now.

    Oh yes!
    I'm so proud, graduation from my Burning Academy is coming up! We've taken to practicing in the Dead Marshes -- they burn so delightfully, although the smell of the marshes does detract from the burning flesh. *sigh* So, graduation! Very exciting, my first class to complete my training!

    Of course, I fear there may be no orcs left by the time finals are done but thats hardly important -- less paperwork for me!

    I should go attend to Denny now. He's been so distraut over the condition of Boromir. I admit I'm rather distraut over his ailment as well -- the Horn of Gondor would be horrible to lose!!! Well, the smell here in the Dead Marshes is making my hair flat, and I should get back to filing, burning and seeing if Borry needs any wounds cauterized. ^_~

    Off to Mordor!

    Current Mood: passionate
    Current Music: Hearts on Fire
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